cute;)

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?

Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

Why do bullies always ask "what's your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

Do stairs go up or down?

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my
English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?